Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/3/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It was very icy today. Walking was very treacherous.
At one house, there was a slight hill. When I was
praying to get down it safely, a gentleman stopped
his car and came to my assistance. The Lord sends
angels in all kinds of disguises. I am safely home.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Calligraphy
2. Fairy Tales and Technology
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Calligraphy
Many years ago my wife, a knitting expert, designed
exotic patterns with ease.
There was an occasion when we had lunch in a real
Chinese restaurant (only one person spoke partial
English, all menus were in Chinese).
When she saw the handwritten menu she was so impressed
with the calligraphy she tucked it in her purse.
Some months later I saw the result - a stunning white
sweater with the Chinese symbols hand-stitched down the
front.
She received compliments galore until at one party when
we met a distinguished Chinese physician who asked my
wife where she got the symbols. He then wanted to know
if she knew what they meant.
"I'm afraid to ask," she said, "but tell me anyway."
Even she had to laugh when he told her they read, "This
is a cheap dish - but good."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Success is stumbling from failure to failure with
no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill
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Fairy Tales and Technology
If you think technology has changed the work world,
just take a look at what's happening in never-never
land. A recent update reports that today:
*Little Bo Peep never loses sheep because of their
embedded silicon identity chips.
*Cinderella searches for her prince on Match.com -
and leases her pumpkin-colored SUV at Avis.com.
*Hansel and Gretel use the GPS rather than bread-
crumbs but have reported problems stuffing the
wicked witch into her microwave oven.
*To avoid travel stress, Alice now plans her Wonder-
land vacation with travelocity.com.
*A reformed Ebenezer Scrooge sends Bob Cratchett
to update his certification for Excel and Quicken.
*Jack's making a fortune on his beanstalk bioen-
gineering breakthrough.
*Old McDonald uses voice recognition to make order-
ing easy at his agricultural auction site
*Romeo and Juliet avoid tragic problems by keeping
in touch through their cell phones.
*With her early Web capabilities, Charlotte is now
a motivational speaker at tech conferences around
the world.
*The Pied Piper switched career fields after his
tunes were bootlegged on Napster.
*King Arthur has replaced that expensive round
table with satellite videoconferencing.
*Gulliver is on sabbatical using up all his frequent
flyer miles.
* Jack and Jill order their Evian on Amazon.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Benjamin, Lee, Jay, Kit, Glen, Darlene, Trey.
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