Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/31/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Shoe Cover-Up
2. Flat Tire
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Shoe Cover-Up
One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell
quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture,
he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to
get jealous easily.
Later that night the man and his wife were driving to a
restaurant.
Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half
hidden under the passenger seat.
Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife
was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe
and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, he
pulled into the restaurant parking lot.
That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her
seat.
"Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"
- from Pastor Tim
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly
far higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level with
yourself. - F. Hawes
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Flat Tire
A guy discovered that he had a flat tire and pulled to the curb.
He realized that he had stopped in front of the local mental
health sanitarium when a patient ambled up to the fence and began
teasing him.
He ignored the patient's catcalls and insults while he carefully
took each lug nut off and placed it in the hubcap as he removed
the tire. While trying to install the spare, he inadvertently
knocked the hubcap, which spilled the lugs and all five nuts fell
into the nearby storm sewer, falling beyond his reach.
The patient howled with laughter as the guy, at the end of his
patience, began to vent about being stuck there until a tow truck
could arrive. The patient told him, "I can help you."
The guy glared at him and said, "Sure you can."
The patient said, "No, really, I can help."
The guy reluctantly asked how. The deranged patient then said,
"Take one nut off of the other three tires and put the spare on
with three lugs. Then you can safely drive to a garage for the
other nuts and get your tire fixed."
The guy thanked him and asked, "How did a guy like you ever think
that one up?"
To which the asylum patient replied, "Well, I'm just crazy, not
stupid!"
- from Timothy A. (via GCFL)
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