Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/4/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Tea Time
2. Clergy Poker
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Tea Time
Little Johnny was left to fix lunch.
When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny
had already strained the tea.
The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch.
"Was it hard finding the tea strainer in the kitchen?" Johnny's
mother asked.
"I couldn't find it Ma, so I used the fly swatter," he replied.
His mother nearly fainted, so Johnny hastily added:
"Don't get excited, Ma, I used the old one!"
- from Steve S. (via GCFL)
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There is more in us than we know. If we can be made to see it,
perhaps, for the rest of our lives, we will be unwilling to settle
for less. - Kurt Hahn
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Clergy Poker
A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played
poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that
they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. One night,
the sheriff raided their game and took all three before the
local judge.
After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly inquired
of the priest, "Were you gambling, Father?"
The priest looked toward heaven, whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive me,"
and then said aloud, "No, your honor, I was not gambling."
"Were you gambling, Reverend?" the judge asked the minister.
The minister repeated the priest's actions and replied, "No, your
honor, I was not gambling."
Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked, "Were you gambling,
Rabbi?"
The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied, "With whom?"
- from Pastor Tim (via GCFL)
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