Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/17/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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The weather in AZ is sunny and warmer than I am
accustomed to. Have a blessed weekend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Friday Grilling
2. Wish I'd Known
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Friday Grilling
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up
his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that
he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass ... And as the Priest sprinkled holy water over
him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised
a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday
night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors,
and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a
rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling
meat and chanted: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz
raised a deer, but now you is a catfish'.
- from Anna Ruth
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One of the penalties of not participating in politics
is that you will be governed by your inferiors.
- Plato
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Wish I'd Known
My wife asked me to help one of our neighbours, a
young mother whose sailor husband was at sea.
Her car had to have something called a freeze plug
replaced, a job that took two days. Then I discovered
the battery was dead and the starter was shot, so I
fixed those too. Days later I proudly handed the woman
her keys saying. "Now your car is good for many more
miles."
"Thanks," she said. "All I care is that it runs long
enough to make it to the dealer. I'm trading it in
tomorrow."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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