Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/20/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had the wonderful priviledge of meeting a long-time
reader of DDC. She was visiting cousins less than 20 miles
from my parents house. She is a great prayer warrior and
generously treated my Dad and I to breakfast at IHOP.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Birthday Present
2. Lunch and Learn
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Birthday Present
My father, at age 93, had only the most basic needs and
very few wants.
Last fall, my sister-in-law, hoping to get a little help
in choosing a suitable birthday gift for him, asked, "Pa,
what would you like for your birthday this year?"
"Nothing," he replied.
"But, Pa." she kidded, "that's what we gave you last year."
"Well," he answered, "I'm still using it."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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You are never too young or too old to dream. Dreams
never age. Every time you begin to dream again it is
brand new. In youth you gain wisdom. In old age, you
learn to be young again. Dream, my friend. Dream.
I believe in you! - Bob Perks
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Lunch and Learn
The company I work for sometimes puts on what
they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during the
employees' lunchtime, dealing with a variety of
physical and mental health issues.
If the seminar lasts beyond the normal lunch
hours, we're supposed to get managerial approval
to attend.
So, last week, this flier came around:
LUNCH AND LEARN SEMINAR:
WHO'S CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE?
(Get your manager's permission before attending)
Looks like that question's been answered …
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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Please pray for: Eileen, Terry, Darrell, Marilyn, Anna, Debbie, Bob, James.
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