Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/3/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. How to Stay Young
2. Farewell...
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How to Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,
weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you
down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for
breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The
only person who is with us our entire life, is
ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If
it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you
can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall,
even to the next county; to a foreign country but
NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at
every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our
breath away.
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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The great use of life is to spend it for something
that will outlast it. - William James
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Farewell...
The staff at our office was hosting a farewell
luncheon for a retiring colleague.
As we prepared to go to the restaurant, we dis-
covered that the giant balloon we purchased for
the retiring 'guest of honor' wouldn't fit in
the car.
Determined to bring it along, we simply held the
balloon out the window as we drove to the luncheon
location.
However we weren't prepared for the glares and
dirty looks we were getting from pedestrians and
adjoining cars at every intersection.
As the long line of traffic in front of our vehicle
began to turn, we discovered that our car was right
behind a long funeral procession.
There was really nothing we could do but hold on
to our balloon with its large farewell message:
"GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Becky, Nancy, Ali, Marilyn, Darrell, Allison.
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