Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/7/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I saw crocuses and forsythia over the weekend -
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Today's Chuckles
1. Trust
2. Stagecoach Surprise
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Trust
On a hot summer evening in Yuma, Arizona, I pulled up
to a gas pump.
Because I needed an item from a nearby store, I decided
to go there while my tank was being filled.
I left my credit card with the attendant.
I'd only gone a few steps when it occurred to me that I
might be delayed because of a line-up at the store. So
I called back to the attendant that if he needed to move
the truck, the keys were on the seat.
"Let me get this straight, sir," he responded, melting
in the heat. "You're leaving the credit card and the keys?"
he grinned. "I'll write you from Alaska!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Confidence, like art, never comes from having all
the answers; it comes from being open to all the
questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
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Stagecoach Surprise
I had a dream the other night. I was in the
old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly,
a man riding a horse pulls up to the left
side of the stagecoach, and a riderless
horse pulls up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door,
and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach.
Then he opens the door on the other side
and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out, "What
was all that about?"
He replied, "Nothing. It's just a stage I'm
going through."
- from Ann F.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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I saw crocuses and forsythia over the weekend -
a sure sign of spring!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Trust
2. Stagecoach Surprise
------------------------------
Trust
On a hot summer evening in Yuma, Arizona, I pulled up
to a gas pump.
Because I needed an item from a nearby store, I decided
to go there while my tank was being filled.
I left my credit card with the attendant.
I'd only gone a few steps when it occurred to me that I
might be delayed because of a line-up at the store. So
I called back to the attendant that if he needed to move
the truck, the keys were on the seat.
"Let me get this straight, sir," he responded, melting
in the heat. "You're leaving the credit card and the keys?"
he grinned. "I'll write you from Alaska!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
Confidence, like art, never comes from having all
the answers; it comes from being open to all the
questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
------------------------------
Stagecoach Surprise
I had a dream the other night. I was in the
old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly,
a man riding a horse pulls up to the left
side of the stagecoach, and a riderless
horse pulls up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door,
and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach.
Then he opens the door on the other side
and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out, "What
was all that about?"
He replied, "Nothing. It's just a stage I'm
going through."
- from Ann F.
--------
Please pray for: Patty, Victoria, Nancy, Yvonne, Tom, Troy, Nora, Owen.
=================
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