Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/9/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Economy Motel
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Economy Motel
One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call.
The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring
until 6:30.
"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up
call."
Annoyed, I let the motel worker have it.
"You were supposed to call me at 6:00 AM!" I complained. "What if
I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight
made me miss out on it?"
"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-
dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying in this motel!"
- from Cybersalt Digest
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Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives, and
remembering what one receives. - Dumas The Younger
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Military Computer
Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a
new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to
withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.
Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee
and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room!
You'll have to get rid of that coffee."
The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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