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Energy Efficient Windows Tuesday

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Energy Efficient Windows"
   

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double pane energy efficient kind.
 
But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
 
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and
I hadn't paid for them.
 
Hellloooo ? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
 
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last
year. ..namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves !
 
Helllooooo ?  It's been a year!  (I told him)
 
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up....
 
He didn't call back.
 
Guess I won that stupid argument.
 
"From the Beginning"
 
 
My Dad and I were talking the other night about
love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their
wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like.
It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you
take this man to be your husband."
And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take
this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,
"He does."
 
"Airline Humor"
 
As a frequent flier, I get annoyed when other
passengers disregard the airline attendant's pleas to
stay seated when the plane taxies to the gate. One
attendant captured my heart by announcing:
"The captain will be parking the aircraft at Gate 41
in approximately two minutes. I've seen the captain's
car. So if I were you, I'd remain seated."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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