[Four degrees of biblical foolishness:] The first degree is the Simple or Naive Fool, who is unthinking, gullible. He lacks the most basic understanding of moral cause and effect. The second degree is the Self-Confident Fool. He is known by his stubbornness, and by his big mouth. The third degree is the Committed Fool, who has decisively rejected wisdom, and instead pledged his allegiance to destructive ideas and behaviors. The fourth degree or terminal stage of Character Deficiency Syndrome is reached by the Scornful Fool, a mocker who is openly contemptuous of spiritual truth and moral righteousness.
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#1 · February 16, 2006, 12:09 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Fall Out"
 
 
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air
Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All
you idiots fall out."
 
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained
at attention.
 
The Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye
with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I
smiled and said,
 
"Sure was a lot of 'em, huh sir?"
 
 
"Plane Noise"
 
 
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly
stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. 
After an hour long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,
"What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the
engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a
new pilot."
 
"Appendicitis"
 
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with
an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at
the hairs on his chest.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull
his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what
was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick ..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to
last week."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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