Quote from Forum Archives on November 7, 2005, 1:13 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Fire Test"

 

 

Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall.

 

Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him.

 

The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothes
catch on fire?"

 

Joey replied promptly, "I don't put them on."

 

 

"Honeymoon Toast"

 

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

 

"Get the owner's manual!" my daughter's husband shouted.

 

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried my daughter a short time later.

 

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."

 

 

"Driving Home"

 

 

Driving home from church one Sunday, the father tuned the radio to a country and western station.
"How can you stand that stuff?" complained his 16-year-old son.
"It's all about lonesome cowboys, gunfights and broken hearts."

Knowing he preferred rock 'n' roll, the dad asked,
"Well, what's your music about?"

 

"That's the beauty of it," the son said. "You just don't know!"

 

 

"Homework"

 

 

Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the
little boy while holding out her hand.

 

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

 

"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

 

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny.
"I had to force him, but he ate it!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

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