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#1 · September 7, 2005, 9:22 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Hurricane Katrina
State of Emergency
 
America has faced another devastating hurricane
Louisiana and Mississippi were hardest hit
Please keep all of Katrina’s victims in your prayers,
And most of all donate any amount to the American
Red Cross.
     

"First Day Of School"
 

Home from his first day of school, my five-year-old son announced excitedly that he had made a new friend. "And guess what? His mom is a teacher just like you." Before I could comment, he paid my profession a great compliment when he continued, "But his dad is just a doctor."
 

"A Universal Solvent"
 

 
"The father was very proud when his son went off to college.
He came to tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his
son hard at work in the chemistry lab.
 
"What are you working on?" he asked.
 
"A universal solvent," explained the son, "a solvent that'll
dissolve anything."
 
The father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud,
"What'll you keep it in?"
 
 
"Classroom Questions"
 
 

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
 
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
 
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
 
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
 
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
 
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
 
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
 
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
 
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yesss
 
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
 
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
 
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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