Quote from Forum Archives on October 5, 2005, 1:26 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Fishing on Sunday"

 

 

A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached
against fishing on Sunday.

The next day, one of his members presented him with a fine
string of fish and said, hesitatingly, "I guess I ought to tell
you, parson, that those trout were caught on Sunday."

The minister hesitated, gazed appreciatively at the speckled
trout, and then said piously as he reached for his gift, "The
fish aren't to blame for that."

 

 "Cross-eyed Bear"

 

 

A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. 
He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something
happened in Sunday School class that he would like to talk about. 

He told his mother, "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher
made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I
can't stop thinking about him.  She said he was cross-eyed and I feel
bad for him.

The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such
a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her.  To the woman's
amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. 

Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother,
"I know what Jeffrey's talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The  Cross I'd Bear!'"

 

 

"Benefits of Tithing"

   

Two men off for a sailing trip around the world are shipwrecked. The
minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and
yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No
water! We're going to die!"

The second man comfortably propped himself up against a palm tree and
acted so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!?
We're going to die!!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What
difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no
water! We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered with a confident smile, "No, you just don't get
it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a
week. Our church is getting ready to start a building program.  My
pastor and the finance committee will find me"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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