Quote from Forum Archives on August 1, 2005, 3:51 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Funny Kids"

 

 

While I was driving my daughter home from kindergarten, Melody Raye started trying to get me to look at the numerous crayon drawings she'd made that day. After trying to keep the car between the ditches while looking at the drawings, I told her I would look at the rest later because right now I
had to watch the road. She immediately put a drawing in front of my face and said, "You look, Daddy; I'll watch the road for you."
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When our grandchildren were visiting late last summer, they went out to catch lightning bugs one night. As 3-year-old Carl put one in a jar, he looked up at me and asked, "Grandma, what size batteries do these bugs take?"
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"But Daddy"

 

My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.

 

Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on.

 

Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison! Stop that!"

 

"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."
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"Being Polite"

 

 

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children.  One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.

 

"NO!  NO!  NO!" she screamed.

 

"Lizzie," her mother scolded.  "That's not polite behavior."

 

At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU!  NO, THANK YOU!"
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"Little Susie"

 

 

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,

 

"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"

 

"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.

 

"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."

 

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math and 20 in science."
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"What Am I"

 

 

A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.

 

The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, "Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?"
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"Offering Encouragement"

 

A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections. 

 

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Brother Martin's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord.  The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"

 

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.

 

Todays jokes were sent to us to use by Brian.

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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