Quote from Forum Archives on January 18, 2006, 4:34 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Grandpa Gets Lost"

 

 

A police car pulls up in front of grandma's house  and grandpa gets
out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly  gentleman said that
he
was lost in the park and couldn't find his way  home.

 

Grandma looked at her husband and said, "You've been going to that 
park
for over 30 years! How could you get lost?"

 

Leaning close to  Grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, Grandpa
whispered, "I wasn't  lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

 

 

"Strange Business"

 

  

 

In a small town, a man just opened a small store
selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays
him a visit and says: "So how is your strange business going?"

 

"What do you mean strange?"

 

"Because you sell only trumpets and guns!"

 

"So!"

 

"Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or
guns?"

 

"It evens itself out, each time a customer buys a trumpet,
one of his neighbors buys a gun!"

 

 

"Behind The Wheel"

 

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck
with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a
female pedestrian.  She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn
to get her attention.  She looked up just in time to jump
out of the way of the truck's path, and the vehicle bumped
harmlessly into the curb and stopped.

 

I rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right.

 

"I'm fine," she assured me, "but I hate to think what could
have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked!"

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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