The communion of the gospel is by seeing as well as by hearing. This double strand runs all through the Bible: image and word, vision and voice, opening the eyes of the blind and unstopping the ears of the deaf. Just as Jesus is the Word of God and the Image of God. The Word become visible, the Image audible... We are familiar enough with the verbal element of evangelism. Where is the visual?
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#1 · November 30, 2005, 12:20 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Haircut"
 
 
A little boy took the chair at the barbershop.  
 
"How would you like your hair cut today, son?" asked the  
barber.  
 
"Oh, do it like you do Daddy's, with the big hole at the  
back." 
 
 
"A Thought for Christmas"
 
 
Do you know what would have happened
If it had been Three Wise Women
Instead of Three Wise Men?
 
They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
Brought practical gifts, and there
would be Peace on Earth.
 

"CHRISTMAS LAWS"
 
 
* If it doesn't run off of electricity, batteries are never
  included.
 
* If it does run off of electricity, a plug is never included.
 
* Everything is designed to break by Dec 26.
 
* If you can wear it, it's the wrong size.
 
* If it fits, the color is never right.
 
* Most everyone else's Christmas tree looks better than
  yours.
 
* Your are going to gain weight during the Holidays so
  you might as well enjoy the good food and snacks!
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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