Quote from Forum Archives on January 6, 2006, 4:18 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"It All Adds Up"

 

 

"If you had a quarter," quizzed the teacher,"
and you asked your father for another dollar
and fifty cents, how much money would you
have?"

 

"One quarter." answered little Johnny

 

"You don't know your arithmetic." said the
teacher shaking her head.

 

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't
know my father."

 

 

"Research On The Internet"

 

Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"

 

Son:  "Well, my history professor suggested that I use
the Internet for research and it's been very helpful.

 

Mother:  "Really?"

 

Son:  "Yes, so far I've located 17 people who sell them!"

 

 

"The Letter M"

 

 

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students
a short lesson on science.  He had explained about
magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and
other bits of iron.  And now it was question time...

 

"Class," said he, "My name begins with the letter `M'
and I pick up things.... What am I?"

 

A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"

 

 

"WELCOME TO OUR HOME"

 

 

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you, " the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

 

The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.

 

"I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again," the little boy answered.

 

 

Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara

 

       

 

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