Quote from Forum Archives on August 28, 2005, 10:43 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Junior"

 

 

Junior was one of those holy terrors and her
husband was surprised when his wife suggested
that they buy him a bike for his birthday.

 

"Do you really believe that'll help improve his
behavior?"  he said.

 

"Well, no," she admitted, "But it'll spread it over
a wider area."

 

 

"Little Boy"

 

 

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and
asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she said,
"I don't know!
Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She
said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

 

 

"The Perfect Dress"  

 

 

  Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to
  take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours
  of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress
  accentuated.

 

  As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last
  selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time he had
  learned just the right things to say.

 

  "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look smaller, your
  legs look longer, and slenderizes your hips."
 
  Just then another lady in the dressing room spoke out.
  "If there is a dress here that will do that, I'll buy them all!"

 

 

"Prayer"

 

 

One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is.

 

 Later that night, the Father prayed, Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be.

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

  

 

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