Quote from Forum Archives on January 16, 2006, 11:53 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Kid's Kitchen Vocabulary Terms"

 

 

Appetizing: Anything advertised on TV.

 

Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic 'Yuck' before a food is even tasted.

 

Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

 

Cookie (Last One): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling.

 

Crust: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of China, India, Africa, or Europe.

 

Desserts: The reason for eating a meal.

 

Floor: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.

 

Fork: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers.

 

Fried Foods: Gourmet Cooking.

 

Kitchen: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.

 

Macaroni: Material for a collage.

 

Napkin: Any warm cloth object, such as shirt or pants.

 

Refrigerator: A very expensive and efficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

 

Soda Pop: Shake 'N Spray.

 

Thirsty: How your child feels after you've said your final "good night."

 

"Spectacular Job"

 

 

 One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

 

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

 

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

 

"Poof!" said the genie.

 

"You're a housewife."

 

 

"Definitions of Snow"

 

     
Snow: White Fluffy crystals of water and toxic matter.

 

Snow Man: Made from snow, assembly required.

 

Snow Plow: Machine that fills our driveways with snow.

 

Snow Plow Driver: Machine Operator capable of depositing three blocks
worth of snow in our driveway. Related to Satan.

 

Snow Blower. Personal snow removal device used to deposit snow from our driveway in neighbor's driveways.

 

Snow Showers.: Light snowfall

 

Scattered Snow Showers: Falls on your yard but not the neighbors.

 

Snow Flurries: Snow propelled by wind like in the movies.

 

Blizzard : Lots of snow real fast for days . Will fill a 16 oz. cup in
seconds add sugar and M&Ms and save 2.49 at McDonalds.

 

Hypothermia : Lowering of the body's core temperature to the point where
you start writing jokelists 12 months of the year. May lead to death if
you aren't thawed out occasionally.

 

Ice and snow melter: Used to melt snow from sidewalks so that studs are
ripped from neighborhood kid's snowmobile tracks when they drive by your house at 60 mph at midnight.

 

Snow Angel Imprint made when you fall on your back in fresh snow and
thrash around.

 

We have it on good authority that this will be a mini Ice Age and soon
you will be able to ice skate all over the swamps of the South
and Hockey will become the sport of choice.

 

So take a break, make a snow man, have a snowball fight, make a snow
angel and enjoy the snow.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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