Quote from Forum Archives on August 14, 2005, 11:32 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Little Jimmy"

 

 

Teacher: "Who was the greatest of all inventors?"  

 

Jimmy: "Edison."  

 

Teacher: "And why?"  

 

Jimmy: "He invented the phonograph so people could sit up  
all night and use his electric lights." 

 

"Kids And their Answers"

 

 

Our two children, aged nine and ten, excitedly asked if they could go and buy an anniversary present for us. This would be the first gift they'd purchased on their own. When they returned they looked downhearted. "We didn't have enough money for your present," our daughter said, adding indignantly, "Do you know what they want for a $20 gift certificate?"

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Teacher: What are you, animal, vegetable, or mineral?

 

Little boy: Vegetable. I am a human bean!

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A sunday school teacher asked a little girl if she said her prayers every night. "No, not every night," declared the child. "Cause some night I don't want anything!"

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A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and changed the water into wine. "And what did you learn from that story?" asked his mother afterward. The boy thought for a moment and answered, "If you're having a wedding, make sure Jesus is there!"

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One afternoon after a rainstorm, I noticed one of the most beautiful rainbows I had ever seen. I called my 4-year-old daughter, Beverley, to the door so we could go outside and look at it together. With wide eyes she carefully studied it until finally she looked at me and said, "But Mommy, where is the ark?"

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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