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Little Johnny Tuesday
#1 · September 14, 2004, 2:23 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Johnny
Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Johnny was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
Police Humor
Driving home after working late the other day, I was
stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained
that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our
first anniversary, which was the truth.
stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained
that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our
first anniversary, which was the truth.
However, instead of being let off with a warning, the
officer said "Congratulations!" and then proceeded to
write out the ticket. As he handed it to me, he said,
"The first year is paper, right?"
officer said "Congratulations!" and then proceeded to
write out the ticket. As he handed it to me, he said,
"The first year is paper, right?"
Cut On, Cut Off
I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got
home from work, but our electric lawn mower refused
to cooperate. It would run fine for a few seconds,
then cut off, run again, cut off.
Finally, I gave up and waited for my husband.
He had a good laugh when he diagnosed the problem.
Instead of plugging in the mower using a three-prong
adapter, I had hooked up the cord through the
Christmas-tree light blinker.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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