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Man of the House Wednesday
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#1 · August 31, 2005, 2:13 pm
Quote from Forum Archives on August 31, 2005, 2:13 pmPosted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Special Note:Please pray for the families and workers in the areas hit by the hurricane. The ones trying to locate families and friends need our prayers also.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Man of the House"The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess.""Funny Definitions"Beauty Parlor:
A place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people
Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversationGossip:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damageHanderkerchief:
Cold storageInflation:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paperRaisin:
Grape with a sunburnTomorrow:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of todayMosquito:
An insect that makes you like flies better
Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressedSecret:
Something you tell to one person at a time
"Worker Ants"The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."Have a Blessed DayDave and BarbaraNecessary Legal InformationWe do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from us it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than us, has forwarded it to you.Normal Subscribe: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Special Note:
Please pray for the families and workers in the areas hit by the hurricane. The ones trying to locate families and friends need our prayers also.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Man of the House"
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
"Funny Definitions"
Beauty Parlor:
A place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people
Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
A place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people
Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
Gossip:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
Handerkerchief:
Cold storage
Cold storage
Inflation:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Raisin:
Grape with a sunburn
Grape with a sunburn
Tomorrow:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
Mosquito:
An insect that makes you like flies better
Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed
An insect that makes you like flies better
Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed
Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time
Something you tell to one person at a time
"Worker Ants"
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"
One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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