Quote from Forum Archives on October 23, 2005, 12:37 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Mud Bath"

A man goes into his doctors office for an annual
physical.  After a while, the doctor comes out and
says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you
have a condition which only allows you another 6
weeks to live."

 

"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great.  I
haven't felt better in years.  This just can't be
true.  Isn't there anything I can do?"

 

After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might
start going down the street to that new health spa
and take a mud bath every day."

 

Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"

 

"No," Replied the doctor, "but it will get you
used to the dirt."

 

 

"When We Fly"

 

 

My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one
day as a passenger with overloaded bags tried to stuff his
belongings into the overhead bin of the plane.  Finally, she
informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.

 

"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I don't have
this problem."

 

My wife smiled and replied, "When you fly other airlines, I
don't have this problem either."

 

 

"Math Test"

 

 

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to
his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed
math, but we need you in there.

 

So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right,
you can play."

 

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks,
"Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this.  What is two
plus two?"

 

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

 

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

 

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming,

 

"Come on coach, give him another chance!"

 

Thanks To Brian For Todays Jokes.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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