“Schism” – People who were agreed about the centralities of the faith dividing and separating from one another over matters that were not essential to salvation, not absolutely vital. This is always one of the dangers afflicting us as evangelicals… We can be so rigid, so over-strict, and so narrow that we become guilty of schism.
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#1 · August 8, 2005, 10:44 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Normal Life"
 
"Normal life is getting dressed in clothes that you buy on credit for work.
 
Driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so badly, so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day, in order to afford to live in it."
 
"Observe The Punctuation"
 
 
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones
had sent to him by an usher.
 
The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife
desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."
 
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience
by announcing: "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife,
desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."
 
 
"Bonding"
 
 
When our son was four months old, I caught sight of my husband in
another room, holding the baby on his lap, talking to him
 
and pointing. I was touched by this father-son bonding and went into the
room to eavesdrop.
 
"Football," my husband said slowly, pointing to the television. "This is
football."
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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