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#1 · September 22, 2005, 12:36 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Pastor's Plane Ride"
 
 
"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California,  
when we ran into some very severe turbulence.  
 
As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed,  
and even the flight attendants began to look concerned.  
Finally, one of them noticed that I had 'Rev.' in front of  
my name on the passenger list, came over to me, and said,  
'Sir, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could,  
I don't know...do something religious?'"  
 
"So I took up a collection."  
 
 
"Minister's Call"
 

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.
 
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone.  "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
 
Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now.  She's hitting the bottle."
 

"A Young Minister"
 
A young minister was filling in for Norman Vincent Peal at Marblegate
Cathedral.
Ascending the pulpit he looked at the magnificent colored glass
windows and told the congregation: "You know, these beautiful windows
remind me of your pastor and his sermons.
I'm afraid that I will be like that piece of cardboard in that broken
window over there by comparison."
After finishing a marvelous sermon, he said farewell to the people
leaving.
One little old lady warmly shook his hand and gazing fondly up at him
gushed:
"Oh Pastor, you weren't just a piece of cardboard, you were a real
pane!"
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
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