Plane Noise Wednesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,
"What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the
engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a
new pilot."
A little son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he
saw for the first time the rite of baptism by immersion. He was greatly
interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize his three
cats in the bathtub.
The first kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat, but the
old family cat rebelled. It struggled with him, clawed and tore him,
and got away.
With considerable effort he caught it again and proceeded with the
ceremony. But she acted worse than ever, clawed at him, spit, and
scratched his hands and face.
Finally, after barely getting her splattered with water, he dropped
her on the floor in disgust and said: "Fine, be an Atheist."
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy
in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells
at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too...
see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a
fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too!
See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen
says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the
Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back
here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the
Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he
immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a
double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is
finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking
for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it
parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The
windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat
awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and
taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
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