Quote from Forum Archives on December 1, 2005, 3:31 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Recipe for a Great Winter"

 

 

Supplies:

measuring cup, spoon, large bowl, small bowl, 12x12x9" triangle pan

 

2 feet of snow
1 bucket of fun
3 pints of friends
1 pinch of Christmas
3 pints of family
1 dash of joy
1 dash of hope
1 gallon of love
2 tb of sledding
3 cups of caring
1 ton of prayer
1 pound of spirit
1 cup of hot chocolate

 

Directions:

 

In a large bowl, mix your family and friends and add
love. In a small bowl mix your care, joy, and hope.
Pour the ingredients from the small bowl into the
large bowl and add a whole lot of prayer.
Stir the combination while dropping in a pinch of
Christmas and some hot chocolate. Put the mixture
into the oven for forty minutes. After the forty
minutes is up, pull the pan out of the oven.
Clean the small bowl out and combine spirit and
sledding for frosting. Sprinkle on some snow and
have a great winter.

 

 

"Signs of Christmas Everywhere"

 

 

Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."

 

Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."

 

Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."

 

At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale.
Come in and mangle with the crowd."

 

A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000.
Three for $200,000.

 

A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."

 

In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything...
a calendar to remind him when payments are due."

 

 

To All Employees
From Management
Subject Office conduct during the Christmas season

 

 

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

 

Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

 

Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)

 

Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

 

Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

 

All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

 

Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

 

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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