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#1 · August 18, 2005, 9:08 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Remember"
 
  
 
Madison, 6, and her grandmother were watching an
episode of her favorite TV show. The show featured a
girl, about 11 years old, who went to the movies with a
boy. Madison's grandmother told her that 11 is too
young to start dating.
Madison said, "I'm not going to date until I'm 18."
Her grandmother said, "Be sure and remember that
when you get into your teens." 
The 6-year-old replied, "Oh, Gramma, I will remember.
You know I'M not the one with short-term memory
loss!" 
From Doc's Daily Chuckle
"GOLF"
 
 
* In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground
with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in
civilized society, it is called golf.
 
* The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon
takes up work to get his mind off golf.
 
* Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions
of poor players!
 
* Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
 
* The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and
not too often.
 
* There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons,
practice constantly -- or start cheating.
 
* An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice
- once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
 
* Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it
cannot count, criticize or laugh.
 
* Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are
those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
 
* Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
 
* There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play
eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
 
* Golf got its name because all of the other four letter
words were taken.
 
 
"Golf"
 
A golfer swung his club and hooked the shot over the fence
and down a road where the ball crashed through the wind-
shield of an oncoming car.
 
The startled driver lost control of his vehicle, whereupon
it spun into a parking lot and bounced off three cars.
 
Racing over to the crash scene, he was relieved to find that
no one was hurt.
 
Have you any idea what this is going to cost?" the angry
driver demanded.
 
The golfer hung his head. "Four strokes", he replied.
 
 
Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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