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#1 · September 15, 2005, 9:33 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Report Card"
 

Little Johnny's father said, "Let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
 
"Why not?" His father asked.
 
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
 
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"Spinach"
 
 
A mother was trying to get her son to eat spinach (which he hated). He absolutely refused to eat it! So, thinking she would substitute another green vegetable that was just as nutritious, she served her son asparagus.
 
When her son looked at his plate, he gasped in fright "Oh, no, spinach legs!"
 
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"Worker Ants"
 
 
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history
lesson.
 
"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their
own
weight. What do you conclude from that?"
 
One child was ready with the answer:
 
"They don't have a union."
 
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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