Quote from Forum Archives on December 12, 2005, 4:56 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Santa's Gonna Come In A Pickup Truck"

 

  

 

Well I've been sorta worried
About Santa Claus this year
Cause we live way down south
And it didn't snow down here
But I'm telling you not to worry
Cause I just got the word
Everybody listen closely
And I'll tell you what I heard

 

Santa's comin in a pickup
Instead of his trusty sleigh
He'll have a truck instead of reindeer
To carry him on his way
Cause the weatherman had some problems
He couldn't get snow you see

 

Santa's gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me

 

Santa can't bring his reindeer
He'll leave them far away
But don't you worry 'bout him
He's gonna be here Christmas day
He's got a big red pickup
With four-wheel drive and all
And there's gonna be a Merry Christmas
A Merry Christmas for all

 

Santa's gonna come in a pick up truck
When he visits you and me

 

 

"I'm getting Nuttin for Christmas"

 

 

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me.

 

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me.

 

Oh h h h . . .
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 

I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Suzy's hair
Somebody snitched on me.

 

I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled that sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.

 

Oh h h h . . .
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 

So you better be good
Whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!

 

 

"ABCs of Christmas"

 

A is for Angels
With halos so bright
Whose carols were heard
On that first Christmas Night

 

B is for Bells
So merrily ringing
Joy to the world
Is the message they're bringing

 

C is for Candles
That so brightly shine
To give a warm welcome
To your friends and mine

 

D is for Doorway
With garlands of green
To make Christmas merry
As far as they're seen

 

E is for Evergreens
With fragrance so rare
So plentiful at Christmas
Their scent fills the air

 

F is for Fun
The whole season long
From trimming the tree
To singing a song

 

G is for Greetings
A merry "hello"
With a heart full of love
For people we know

 

H is for Holly
With berries so red
To make into wreaths
To hang overhead

 

I is for Ice
On snow covered hills
Where sledding is fun
Along with the spills

 

J is for Jesus
The Christ child to dear
We honor his birth
On Christmas each year

 

K is for Kris Kringle
So merrily he stands
He is who they call Santa
In so many lands

 

L is for Lanterns
I am sure that their light
Helped Mary and Joseph
That first Christmas Night

 

M is for Mary
Her heart full of love
For her little son Jesus
Who came from above

 

N is for Noel
The angels did sing
To herald the birth
of Jesus, our king

 

O is for Ornaments
So shining and bright
With lights on the tree
To sparkle at night

 

P is for Packages
With ribbons so gay
All 'round the tree
For our Christmas Day

 

Q is for Quiet
Christmas Eve Night
With snow covered hills
Glistening so bright

 

R is for Reindeer
Who pull Santa's sleigh
To your house, to my house
They know the way

 

S is for Shepherds
Who first saw the star
Over Bethlehem's manger
And followed it far

 

T is for Trees
We decorate so gay
Then wait for ol' Santa
To hurry our way

 

U is for Universe
Where Christmas brings joy
To all in world
To each girl and each boy

 

V is for Visiting
Friends near and far
We travel by plane
Or by bus, or by car

 

W is for Wise Men
Who brought gifts so rare
And knelt down and worshiped
The child they found there

 

X is for X-mas
Or Christmas by full name
No matter the language
It all means the same

 

Y is for Yule Logs
Whose bright sparks fly high
To give a warm welcome
To friends passing by

 

Z is for Zeal
We show at this time
In giving to others
And loving mankind

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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