Quote from Forum Archives on August 26, 2005, 10:26 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Sarah Kay"

 

 

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. 

One day, she and her mother were walking through

the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into

various products.  Sarah Kay said,

"Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows." 

Then she asked,

"How DO they get the pork from the pig, Mommy?" 

Her mother felt that the truth was the only way to go,

so she explained that they kill the animal to eat its meat. 

 

Horrified, Sarah Kay went past shelves staring

at the meat and saying,

"They KILLED a cow to get THIS?" 

 

She could not believe it, and her little heart was broken.

Then, they went to the bakery where Sarah Kay began

to check out the various donuts and goodies. 

 

She noticed a beautiful white cake and asked,

"Mommy, what is this cake called?" 

 

Her mother replied, "It's an angelfood cake, honey."

Immediately Sarah Kay's eyes filled with big tears

and she wailed,

"You mean they KILLED an ANGEL to make this?

 

 

"NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS AUTHOR"

 

 

Animal Illnesses............. Ann Thrax
French Overpopulation...Francis Crowded
Fallen Underwear ..........Lucy Lastic
Downpour! ...................Wayne Dwops
Cloning .........................Ima Dubble
Irish Flooring .................Lynn O'Leum
I Lived in Detroit ...........Helen Earth
Inflammation, Please ......Arthur Itis
Handel's Messiah ..........Ollie Luyah
House Construction .......Bill Jerome Home
Unemployed ..................Anita Job
Holmes Does it Again.....Scott Linyard
Home Alone IV .............Eddie Buddyhome
Lewis Carroll ................Alison Wonderland
Leo Tolstoy ..................Warren Peace
The L. A. Lakers Breakfast ...Kareem O' Wheat
Neither a Borrower ........Nora Lender Bee
The French Chef ............Sue Flay
Tight Situation ................Leah Tard
The Scent of a Man ........Jim Nasium
Why Cars Stop ..............M. T. Tank
Wind in the Willows ........Russell Ingleaves
Look Younger ................Fay Slift
Mountain Climbing .........Andover Hand
It's Springtime! ...............Theresa Green
No! ................................Kurt Reply
And Shut Up! .................Sid Downe

 

 

"Old Photos"

 

 

Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a
younger, slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband.

 

When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. "Wow, look at that!" he said with appreciation. "It's my old Plymouth!"
From Brian

 

 

Have a Blessed Weekend

Dave and Barbara

 

    

 

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