Men, can we ask for a better object lesson? As we nourish and cherish our own bodies (Eph. 5:29) and as Christ nourishes and cherishes His body, the church (Eph. 5:29), we should nourish and cherish our wives! Yes, we all fall short. Yes it takes the much selflessness and effort and grace. But the expectation from Scripture is clear as to how we should love our wives.
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#1 · August 5, 2005, 4:19 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Simple Tests"
 
 
Molly was worried that her three-year-old son was unusually
precocious, and took him to a psychiatrist.
 
"Right," said the shrink, "We'll just try a few simple tests."
To Morris the boy, he said "Say a few words - anything that comes
into your mind."
 
The boy turned to his mother and asked, "Does he want logically
constructed sentences or just a few random and purely isolated
words without any split infinitives ?"
 
 
"Just Ask, Son"
 
 
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
 
The father thought for a moment, then replied, "I don't rightly know, son."
 
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?"
 
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
 
A little later the boy asked, "Why is the sky blue?"
 
Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."
 
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
 
"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
 
 
"Trip To The Doctor"
 
 
A woman goes to a doctor in a panic.
 
"Doctor! All day long my daughter eats nothing but yeast and car wax and
stays in bed. What will happen to her?"
 
"Well, don't worry," the doc replies. "Eventually she will rise and shine."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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