Quote from Forum Archives on November 4, 2005, 1:59 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"So Forgetful"

 

 

"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to
his secretary.  "It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll
even remember to come back."

 

Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George. "You'll
never guess what happened!" he shouted. "While I was at
lunch, I met Old Man Brown, who hasn't bought anything
from us for five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me
this half-million dollar order!"

 

"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary. "I told you
he'd forget the sandwiches."

 

 

"Fried Chicken"

 

 

A minister had just finished an excellent fried chicken dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard.

 

"That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister commented.

 

"Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason to be proud-- one of his sons just entered the ministry."

 

 

"Sunday School"

 

 

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

 

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

 

Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

 

 

"Good For Nothing"

 

 

As I approached the church entrance a friend stepped aside
and held the door for me.
"Thank you, Bill," I said as I walked through.
"Is there a tip involved?"
"Oh, no, Mary Catherine," he answered.  "My mother taught me
never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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