Quote from Forum Archives on September 9, 2005, 9:36 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

    

Hurricane Katrina
State of Emergency

 

America has faced another devastating hurricane
Louisiana and Mississippi were hardest hit
Please keep all of Katrina’s victims in your prayers,
And most of all donate any amount to the American
Red Cross.

 

"Thank You"

 

 

The son of a friend graduated from high school, so I sent
him a card to congratulate him.  I enclosed some money and
scribbled some words of wisdom inside.

 

He sent me back a note saying, "Thank you for the gift. 
Also thank you for the advice.  My mom always told me
that you were full of it."

 

 

"City Kids Camping"

 

Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being bitten.

 

Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to his friend: "we might as well give up, they're coming at us with flashlights!"

 

"First Day Of School"

 

 

Home from his first day of school, my five-year-old son announced excitedly that he had made a new friend. "And guess what? His mom is a teacher just like you." Before I could comment, he paid my profession a great compliment when he continued, "But his dad is just a doctor."

 

"Labrador Retriever"

 

 

A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to take off when another
man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him.
The Lab is situated if the middle and the first man is looking
quizzically at The dog when the second man explains that they work for
the airline.

 

The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the best
there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

 

The plane takes off and levels out, when the handler says to the first
man,

 

"Watch this."

 

He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the
aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds.

 

The dog next returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.

 

He says, "Good boy."

 

The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.

 

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

 

Once again the handler sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its
seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm. The handler says, "That
man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat
number"

 

"Wow, that's really something!" says the first man.

 

A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up
and down the plane and after a while sits down next to a man. He then
comes racing back, jumps up onto this seat, and pees all over the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"

 

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb."

 

 

Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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