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The Door Tuesday
#1 · October 10, 2005, 12:11 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"The Door"
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his
applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening
for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening
for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
"Seeing Eye Chihuahua"
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"
"The Light of the World"
A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School
presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to
prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with
her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's memory was
blank.
Finally she leaned forward and whispered the cue, "I am
the light of the world."
The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud, clear
voice said, "My mother is the light of the world."
Have a Blesed Day
Dave and Barbara
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