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#1 · October 27, 2005, 4:48 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"THE FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
 
 
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House
bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks
him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
advises and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens
to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
"Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush
leads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
 
 
"First Day"
 
 
Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, his mother woke everybody up early -- so early that it was still dark.
 
After looking outside Little Johnny went down the hall and found his mother dressing in the bedroom. He looked so troubled that his mother asked, "What's wrong?" mustering as much cheerfulness into her voice as she could at that hour. "This is your big day!"
 
Little Johnny blurted, "You didn't tell me I was going to night school."
 
 
"Choices"
 
 
Can't eat beef........mad cow
 
Can't eat chicken...... bird flu
 
Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu
 
Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies
 
Can't eat fish....... contaminated by heavy metals in the water
 
Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides
 
Hmmmm! I believe that leaves Chocolate
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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