Quote from Forum Archives on September 21, 2005, 1:58 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"The Helper"

 

A pastor is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
      
After watching the boys efforts for some time, the pastor moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
      
Crouching down to the child's level, the pastor smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

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"Skipping School"  

 

 

The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to bunk and go to the mall with her friends waited till her parent's had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.
      
Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.
      
Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?"
      
Kelly: "This is my mother."

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 "The Secret Burden"  

 

 A much loved-minister of God once carried a secret burden of long- past sin deep in his heart. He had committed the sin many years before, during his Bible school training. No one knew what he had done, but they did know he had repented. Even so, he had suffered years of remorse over the incident without any sense of God's forgiveness.
      
A woman in his church deeply loved God and claimed to have visions in which Jesus Christ spoke to her. The minister, skeptical of her claims, asked her, "The next time you speak to the Lord, would you please ask Him what sin your minister committed while he was in Bible school." The woman kindly agreed.
      
When she came to the church a few days later the minister asked, "Did He visit you?" She said, "Yes."
      
"And did you ask Him what sin I committed?"
      
"Yes, I asked Him," she replied
      
"Well, what did He say?"
      
"He said, 'I don't remember.'"

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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