You see, when God’s judgement came upon Israel from the Babylonians, the prophets all said the nation would know that judgment has come because they will hear “a nation whose language you do not know, nor can you understand what they say (Jer. 5:15) and “unintelligible speech which no one comprehends, of a stammering tongue which no one understands” (Isa. 33:19) and “through stammering lips and a foreign tongue (Isa. 28:11). That final verse is quoted by Paul in the famous “tongues chapter” in 1 Corinthians 14. Therefore, in the same way, people speaking foreign languages (Acts 2, 10, 19) was a sign to the Jews that judgment was once again upon the nation.
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#1 · October 12, 2005, 1:13 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"The Voice of Experience"
 
 
"Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.
After preschool, the road of life keeps getting bumpier and
bumpier and bumpier."
Angela, age 11
 
"Never blow in a cat's ear because, if you do, usually after
three or four times, they will bite your lips! And they don't
let go for at least a minute."
Lisa, age 9
 
"Don't think life is easy because, when you get older, it is
hard work. I used to think life was easy. Now I have to do
the dishes every other day."
Nick, age 9
 
"Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't
know if they like you, ask them out and see what happens. I
liked this girl and I asked her out. She said no and she
hates me now, but I took that risk."
Bruce, age 13
 
"A realist is more correct about things in life than an
optimist. But the optimist seems to have more friends and
much more fun."
Megan, age 14
 
 
"I Ain't Got No Crayons"
 
 
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Little Tommy came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons."
 
"Tommy," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any
crayons.' You don't have any crayons. We don't have any
crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm
getting at?"
 
"Not really," Little Tommy said, "What happened to all them crayons?"
 
 
"MOTHERS SAID"
 
 
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go,
young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
 
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't mind you having a garden,
Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?"
 
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on
braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
 
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a
hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me?
Noooo!"
 
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You
still could have written!"
 
BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, how many times have I told you--quit playing
ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"
 
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other
children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the
ceiling?"
 
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your
report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and
prove it!"
 
CUSTER'S MOTHER: "Now, George, remember what I told you--don't go biting
off more than you can chew!"
 
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you
just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
 
BARNEY'S MOTHER: "I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney,
but you're starting to look a little purple."
 
MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school,
Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
 
BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much
the insurance is going to be?"
 
GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER: "I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the
Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"
 
LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't
get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more
spiders around here!"
 
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't
you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
 
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money
across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
 
JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've
really been for the last three days."
 
SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and
we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit
spending so much time in all those phone booths?"
 
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the
electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
 
 

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without
springs--jolted by every pebble in the road."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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