THINGS MOMS WOULD NEVER SAY Mondaay
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look
more cheery"
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed
and walk him every day"
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm
running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve."
gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water
pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for
the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said,
"I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how
we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I do
remember."
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
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