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#1 · November 16, 2005, 3:38 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Three Feet"
 

Crazy Aunt Maude received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.
 
"What's the matter?" asked her companion.
 
"Oh dear",sobbed Auntie,"It's my favorite nephew. He's got three feet."
 
"Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely that's not possible?"
 
"Well," said Auntie, "his mother's just written to tell me he's grown another foot !"
"Returning Glasses"
 
 
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of
eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a
week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?"
 
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband.
He's still not seeing things my way."
 
 
"Locked Out"
 
One afternoon I rushed out of the house, forgetting my keys, and found myself locked out. There was nothing I could do but wait for my husband to come home. I went over to a neighbor who was outside raking leaves.
"You locked yourself out?" he asked.
 
"Yeah, this is the second time since we moved in. After the first time we took an extra key and put it in a jar, then stuck it in a potted plant on the deck.
 
"So what's the problem?"
 
"I took the plants in for the winter."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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