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Thunderstorm Plea Wednesday

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#1 · August 16, 2005, 4:35 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Thunderstorm Plea"
 

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky. One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him.
 
"Can't you do something?" she demanded angrily.
 
"I'm sorry ma'am," the Reverend said gently, "I'm in sales, not management."
 
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"Old Bag Race"
 
 
At a school picnic, my son asked me if I'd participate in the relay games with him.
 
I told him I would and to let me know when they were to begin.
 
As soon as the gunnysack race was announced, Tim came bounding across the field and shouted, "Mommy, hurry! It's time for the old- bag race, and we're all waiting for you."
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"Little Susie"
 
 
Little Susie concluded her prayer by saying: "Dear God, before I finish, please take care of Daddy, take care of Mommy, take care of my baby brother, Grandma, and Grandpa....and please, God, take care of yourself, or else we're all sunk!"
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"Preaching"
 
 
It's about two elderly excited women who were sitting together in the
front pew of church with a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned
the sin of lust, these two ladies cried out at the top of their
lungs.....AMEN... BROTHER! When the preacher condemned the sin of
stealing, they yelled again....PREACH IT REVEREND! And when the preacher
condemned the sin of lying.... they jumped to their feet and screamed,
RIGHT ON BROTHER.... TELL IT LIKE IT IS..... AMEN! But when the preacher
condemned the sin of gossip, the two got quiet and one turned to the
other and said, "He's done quit preaching and now he's meddlin'."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
 
Give me the grace to see a joke,
 
To get some humor out of life,
 
and pass it on to other folks.
 
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