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"Visiting Santa" Friday
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#1 · December 16, 2005, 3:31 pm
Quote from Forum Archives on December 16, 2005, 3:31 pmPosted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Visiting Santa"As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap,
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you
like for Christmas?"The child stared at him
open mouthed and horrified for a minute,
then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
"Sorting Clothes"Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles,
my six- year-old daughter came across a garter belt.
"What's this?" she asked."It's a garter belt," I said.Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, "It's for holding
up stockings.""Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "We'll
use it next Christmas Eve.""Fractured Carols"Listen very closely when kids sing Christmas carols,
This is what you just might hear!Deck the Halls with Buddy HollyWe three kings of porridge and tarOn the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to meLater on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.With the jelly toast proclaimOlive, the other reindeer.Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I saySleep in heavenly peasIn the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brownYou'll go down in ListerineOh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hayO come, froggy faithfulYou'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"Good tidings we bring to you and your kidHave a Blessed WeekendDave and BarbaraNecessary Legal InformationWe do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from us it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than us, has forwarded it to you.Normal Subscribe: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Visiting Santa"
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap,
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you
like for Christmas?"
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you
like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him
open mouthed and horrified for a minute,
then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
open mouthed and horrified for a minute,
then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
"Sorting Clothes"
Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles,
my six- year-old daughter came across a garter belt.
"What's this?" she asked.
my six- year-old daughter came across a garter belt.
"What's this?" she asked.
"It's a garter belt," I said.
Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, "It's for holding
up stockings."
up stockings."
"Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "We'll
use it next Christmas Eve."
use it next Christmas Eve."
"Fractured Carols"
Listen very closely when kids sing Christmas carols,
This is what you just might hear!
This is what you just might hear!
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You'll go down in Listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara
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