Wearing Out Friday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
her very first sunburn.
As she looked in the mirror, tears filled her eyes, and
she said, "Look at me. I'm only four and I'm already
starting to wear out!"
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank
and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral
and so the man said, "Well then, here are the keys
to my Rolls-Royce."
The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the
bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and
gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's
doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car
back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in
interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a
check and started to walk away.
"Wait, sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone,
I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world
would you need to borrow $5,000?"
The man smiled. "Where else could I park my
Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and
pay only $15.40?"
the school yard. Each was bragging about how
great their fathers are.
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest.
He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he
gets there before the arrow!"
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast!
My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and
be there before the bullet!"
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and
shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes...
but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant.
He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by
3:45!"
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