Quote from Forum Archives on July 28, 2005, 9:32 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"What's a Church"

 

 

There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the
conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As
they were laying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said
to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I
haven't seen you in a long time ?"

 

The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball!!
I been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest
restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques,
the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and
even a mall that I just newly built. In fact, just this week
I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the
all day retreat spa,, the top-notch hair salon and the new
casino!! I have done it all!!! "

 

After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked
the $1 dollar bill, " What about you? Where have you been?" The
$1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the
Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian
church, the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the
Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E.
church, the Disciple of Christ church, the..."

 

"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!", shouted the $20 dollar bill
to the $1 dollar bill. "What's a church??"

 

 

"Pray For Me"

 

 

One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

 

 

"Visit To The Zoo"

 

 

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged
stork for a long time. He waved, jumped up and down, and stared
at the stork a while longer.

 

Finally, turning to his father, he exclaimed, "Gee, Dad, he
doesn't recognize me."

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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