INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

Emoticon (noun). A figure created with the symbols on the keyboard.
Read with the head tilted to the left. Used to convey the spirit in
which a line of text is typed.  :-i Semi-Smiley,          :-]  Smiley
blockhead,  :-% has beard,            :-o  singing national anthem,
:-t is cross,             :-:  mutant,  :-( Drama,                :-)
Comedy,  :-  male,                 :-?  smoking a pipe,  :- Undecided,
:-p) sticking tongue out,  :-)'tends to drool,       :-'| has a cold,
:-)8 well dressed,        :-D  talks too much,  :-# lips are sealed,  
:-o  shocked  :-)-{8  User is a big girl, :-o surprised  :-{ a
mustache,             :-% has beard,  :-& tongue-tied,        :-9
licking lips,  :-( Sad,                :-> Hey hey,  :-X Wearing a bow
tie,  :-0 an orator,  :-| bushy mustache,    :-@ User face screaming,
:-% a banker,           :-} wearing lipstick,  :-) Humor (or smiley),
:-v Talking head Smiley,  :-c Bummed out Smiley,  :-e Disappointed
Smiley,  :-< Real sad Smiley,    :-I Hmm,  :-( Boo hoo,            :-8(
Condescending stare,  :- My lips are sealed, :-O Uh oh,  :-Q Smoker,  
::-) wearing glasses,  :=) User has two noses,  :>  Midget Smiley ,
:>) User has a big nose, :%)% User has acne, ;-) Winking Smiley, (-:
user is left-handed, (-) needing a haircut, (:-) Smiley big-face,  (:-(
unSmiley frowning, (:)-) scuba diver, (:I Egghead, ):-( UnSmiley
big-face {(:-) wearing toupee,     +-(:-)  the pope, +:-) Smiley
priest, ,-} Wry and winking, *:o) User is a Bozo, *<|:-) User is  Santa
Claus, <:I Dunce, <|-)= chinese, =:-) a hosehead,          >-  Female,
Submitted By AB255@DETROIT.FREENET.ORG (PATRICIA C. EMPSON)  On TUE, 28
NOV 1995 134204 -0500  From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at
www.synapse.com/~gemini

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