INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl; answer telephone. Take large
bowl off small child's head; sweep up flour. Measure 3 cups flour  into
large bowl. Measure 1/4 cup shortening; answer doorbell. Wash
shortening from child's hands and face. Add 1/4 cup shortening to
flour. Mix well; rock crying baby for 10 minutes. Answer telephone.
Put older child in tub and scrub well. Scrape flour and shortening
mixture from floor, adding enough tears to relieve tension. Open 1  can
of beans and serve with remaining strength.  busted by sooz  Recipe by:
Key Gourmet  Posted to recipelu-digest by James and Susan Kirkland
<kirkland@gj.net> on Mar 07, 1998

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