INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

NONE
Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl; answer telephone. Take large bowl off
small child's head; sweep up flour. Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl.
Measure 1/4 cup shortening; answer doorbell. Wash shortening from child's
hands and face. Add 1/4 cup shortening to flour. Mix well; rock crying baby
for 10 minutes. Answer telephone. Put older child in tub and scrub well.
Scrape flour and shortening mixture from floor, adding enough tears to
relieve tension. Open 1 can of beans and serve with remaining strength.
busted by sooz
Recipe by: Key Gourmet
Posted to recipelu-digest by James and Susan Kirkland <kirkland@gj.net> on
Mar 07, 1998

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