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Halloween Chili

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Meats, Grains Halloween 1 Servings

INGREDIENTS

1 1/4 lb Ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15% fat)
1 md Eye of Cyclops (onion)
1 15 Oz. Can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
1 28 Oz. Can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
1/8 ts Pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
1/4 ts Common dried weed (oregano)
1 ds Redtailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper)
2 ts Ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
1 ts Hemlock (honey or sugar)
1/2 c Fresh grubs (sliced celery)
1 tb Eye of Newt (pearled barley)
1 tb Dried maggots (uncooked rice)
Water from a stagnant pond (tap water)

INSTRUCTIONS

Preparation : Substitutions are in parenthesis. Best made during the last
phase of the moon, if that is not possible, just do the best you can in a
softly lighted kitchen after dark. Brown the gizzards in an iron cauldron
over a fire made from the siding off of a haunted house, add chopped eye of
cyclops and simmer until the pieces of eye become translucent again, add
blood of bat, and soft shelled beetles, bring to a slow bubbling boil. At
this time, add the common weed, maggots, toenails, sumac, grubs, hemlock,
eye of newt and the pureed wasp. As it cooks you may want to adjust the
consistency with pond water. You can tell it is done when the eye of newt
swells and the vertical tan colored 'cats eye' appears on one side.
Posted to MC-Recipe Digest V1 #252
Date: Sun, 20 Oct 1996 07:13:09 -0700
From: Greg Leonhardt <gregl@ix.netcom.com>

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