CASH BARS AND ICE
SCULPTURES ARE SOMETHING
WE CAN DO AT ANY PARTY
ANY TIME OF THE YEAR,
BUT GIVING – THAT’S THE
ONE THING THAT DEFINES
CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS.

LET'S ALL BE HONEST HERE.   
  WE'RE NOT CELEBRATING     
 WINTER OR SOME 'GENERIC    
  SEASON' WITH NO NAME.     
    IT'S CHRISTMAS .        
 YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT,    
  EVERYBODY IN THE MALL     
 KNOWS IT, AND EVERYBODY    
AT THAT PARTY OR GALA OR   
WHATEVER IS GONNA KNOW IT.  

SO, IF WE’RE
CELEBRATING WINTER,
THEN LET’S ALL SHOW UP
WITH OUR PARKAS AND SNOW
TIRES, BUT IF WE’RE

SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY TO
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS,
THEN LET’S HAVE THE
INTELLIGENCE TO STAND UP
AND ACT LIKE WE KNOW WHAT
WE’RE DOING AND CALL
IT A CHRISTMAS PARTY.