Name: Wesley's Secret Eggplant Recipe
Ingredients: 2 Eggplants, or however many; You can afford; 1 Litre Kentucky Bourbon

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Vegetables, Eggs	Kentucky	Vegetables	1	Servings

INGREDIENTS

2		Eggplants, or however many
		You can afford
1		Litre Kentucky Bourbon

INSTRUCTIONS

Directions: OK, first, you take all the eggplant you have, and grind it up
very finely in the kitchen sink built-in grinder...SAFETY TIP...watch out
for finger tips & Bourbon bottles.
(Whoops, it all went down the drain?  Oh, well...)
2nd, take the Bourbon and mix it well with water, 7-up, or a generic
substitute.  By this time, the odor and texture of the eggplant should be
gone.
Rinse out your sink, and apply the Bourbon mixture internally.
Now, THERE's an eggplant recipe I can live with!
Next time, we'll try it with a wine sauce!
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